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Fert

Fert is a Northern term used to replace the word 'to' in a sentence.

eg:

"av got to go to mi mams"

would be

"av got fert go to mi mams"

But you would not say "av got fert go fert mi mams" only use it once.
Av got fert go to mi mams
by FatAlan July 1, 2011
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Fert

a slang word for fertilizer used mostly by Master Gardeners.
Person 1: Man, that fert smells like poo!
Person 2: Thats cause it is poo!
by kymberli_01 April 16, 2010
mugGet the Fertmug.

FERT

It's an acronym for Female-Exclusionary Reactionary Transperson. FERTs are overly sensitive, narcissistic, attention-deprived, sexist people who live in an alternate reality. They'll get angry at anyone who doesn't play into their delusions and will engage into activities like bullying, coercion and harassment, while calling 'transphobia' everything they don't like.

Male FERTs frequently claim that they are the real women, while vandalizing women's facilities, telling feminists to go kill themselves, demanding women change their language and their self-defence strategies. They believe that other people must validate their supposed identity, and that it has to be done by erasing and silencing women.
Woman: Only women give birth.
FERT: Go kill yourself nazi bitch! You worthless piece of shit! F*cking TERF! I've never seen a more hateful person than you!
by SoWokeYouAsleep November 10, 2019
mugGet the FERTmug.

Nueph-fert

The sound one human makes to another human when trying to get his or her attention. Sounds very nasally and alien yet a distinct noise of the Homosapien, a noise that raises a genetic response in humans causing ears to perk and heads to turn in the direction of the Nuephfert call origin.
Similiar to a goat call but for people. Dialects have been found in regions with clicks and "thock" sounds of the tounge and lip.
"NNNNuuuuueeeeppphhh-FFFEERRTTT!!!" cried a human to the other unsuspecting human. His head turns and awknowledges the presence of the calling Homosapien. (shit you see on nature shows but with people.)
by bernunscurtymertun June 28, 2004
mugGet the Nueph-fertmug.

Wet Juicy Fert

by nartsgort October 16, 2018
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Fert

if yk yk
fert isn’t something you know, it’s something that knows you
fert is fert
“Quit ferting out bro”
Yo that’s pretty fert”
“ffl (fert for life
by fertinginthe757 May 31, 2025
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fert

i fert you
by tia taitano May 20, 2021
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