Fert is a Northern term used to replace the word 'to' in a sentence.
eg:
"av got to go to mi mams"
would be
"av got fert go to mi mams"
But you would not say "av got fert go fert mi mams" only use it once.
eg:
"av got to go to mi mams"
would be
"av got fert go to mi mams"
But you would not say "av got fert go fert mi mams" only use it once.
by FatAlan June 30, 2011
by kymberli_01 April 16, 2010
It's an acronym for Female-Exclusionary Reactionary Transperson. FERTs are overly sensitive, narcissistic, attention-deprived, sexist people who live in an alternate reality. They'll get angry at anyone who doesn't play into their delusions and will engage into activities like bullying, coercion and harassment, while calling 'transphobia' everything they don't like.
Male FERTs frequently claim that they are the real women, while vandalizing women's facilities, telling feminists to go kill themselves, demanding women change their language and their self-defence strategies. They believe that other people must validate their supposed identity, and that it has to be done by erasing and silencing women.
Male FERTs frequently claim that they are the real women, while vandalizing women's facilities, telling feminists to go kill themselves, demanding women change their language and their self-defence strategies. They believe that other people must validate their supposed identity, and that it has to be done by erasing and silencing women.
Woman: Only women give birth.
FERT: Go kill yourself nazi bitch! You worthless piece of shit! F*cking TERF! I've never seen a more hateful person than you!
FERT: Go kill yourself nazi bitch! You worthless piece of shit! F*cking TERF! I've never seen a more hateful person than you!
by SoWokeYouAsleep November 10, 2019
The sound one human makes to another human when trying to get his or her attention. Sounds very nasally and alien yet a distinct noise of the Homosapien, a noise that raises a genetic response in humans causing ears to perk and heads to turn in the direction of the Nuephfert call origin.
Similiar to a goat call but for people. Dialects have been found in regions with clicks and "thock" sounds of the tounge and lip.
Similiar to a goat call but for people. Dialects have been found in regions with clicks and "thock" sounds of the tounge and lip.
"NNNNuuuuueeeeppphhh-FFFEERRTTT!!!" cried a human to the other unsuspecting human. His head turns and awknowledges the presence of the calling Homosapien. (shit you see on nature shows but with people.)
by bernunscurtymertun June 29, 2004
1 a bootleg ferb from phineas and ferb.
2 a swearword that can only be said under a tree and by girls. if boys say it they will get implode.
3 a word used to summon a demon of any sort.
2 a swearword that can only be said under a tree and by girls. if boys say it they will get implode.
3 a word used to summon a demon of any sort.
hey fert, i know what we're gonna do on this morning under a tree and our missing platypus distracts me once again! where could he have gone?
hey bro, FERT! *demonic screeching*
fert fertty fert fert FOORRP
hey bro, FERT! *demonic screeching*
fert fertty fert fert FOORRP
by FunkyFairMonkey June 27, 2020
A rare conditon where the patient (normally a teenager and/or young adult) thinks about chicken feet when their mind goes blank. other symptoms includes: laughing too much at jokes, sweaty toes, feeling tired all the time and having neck pains. Currently there is no cure for it but the best way to avoid it is by not looking at pictures of chicken feet.
by TazzyJackson December 14, 2021