Femerection

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.

Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.

by jddubu December 13, 2012

Femmie

Short for a fucking stupid feminist!

"Women are better than men!"...reply..."get in the kitchen you fucking femmie!"

by Cunnydaboy November 9, 2016

Femtieerr

Commonly a Thai ladyboy, most prominent online.

"did you hear about gordon?"

"yeah hes a total femtieerr"

"oh"

by museofincubus July 5, 2023

Femie

A female emo kid. Could also mean a feminine lesbian.

Stephanie is a total Femie... look at the way her bangs hang over one of her eyes.

by Plex One January 28, 2010

femefest

a woman's (feminine) way of manifesting.

I femefested my new house with a lot of visualizations, community support, and dedicating my orgasms, so that now I have my dream come true home

by shakti Shen June 11, 2006

femmie

steriotypical blonde or other female that has no personality and only does what is socially "cool"

Britney Spears is such a femmie.
That blond chick reeks of femmie.

by Shan June 18, 2004

fembie

A Female Zombie.

Run! That Fembie Is Coming Towards Us And It Wants Both Are Brains.

by DankGreenThumb April 25, 2014