Feffing

To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.

"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."

by Boneyemski September 30, 2009

feffie

An old woman who can cook and is immortal

If you know a Feffie you can never starve

by joehayes22403 January 25, 2017

feffa

A guy who would write an urban dictionary entry for his own nickname.

chad: what did you do today?
feffa: made a urban dictionary post about myself
chad: classic feffa move

by feffa123 July 22, 2020

feffie

A funky female

She is such a feffie.

by jaybaybayxo October 20, 2008

Feffort

Fake-effort. Not really putting effort into something but pretending so well that it works.

Alternate Definition: Putting in A LOT of focus + effort.

The softball player put in the feffort when she casually strolled over to the ball.

I'm putting the feffort into this math homework; i'll probably copy it from someone tomorrow anyway.

The softball team put in the feffort today; they played extremely well!

by Isaballs August 10, 2012

feffed

To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.

"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?"
"I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."

by Sokolsky August 1, 2007

feffer fever

Feffer fever is a disease cause by the love towards people with their last name ending in "Feffer." Most common names : rafe, eliza, gage, anne.

Guy: Dude the new "bieber fever" is Feffer fever, I'm so in love with that red head whose last name is Feffer in my science class.

Other Guy: I know, she's such a beb, and so is her cousin, whose last name is also feffer!

by Hay bebs December 11, 2013