Eat someone else's feet

When someone is crying really hard and then you come cry for them so they can feel better. You can always Eat your own feet if you're alone and crying and alone.

Dude 1 - Yo dude 3 is crying
Dude 2 - What the fuck why
Dude 3 - *crying*
Dude 1 - Dude 2 you should go eat his feet
Dude 2 - I've never had to eat someone else's feet before, you do it
Dude 1 - Ugh, fine
Dude 1 - *crying*
Dude 3 - *crying*

by 4-ho-crack July 24, 2020

Bro's feet

Age wrinkles around a bro's eyes, due to excessive exposure to sun.

Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."

by tiggums October 17, 2008

Erika's Feet

Erika's Feet usually start Onlyfans accounts regardless of how successful they are. you can always see them on sites like Pornhub, Onlyfans and Tinder and they try to promote branded t-shirts and tank tops on Snapchat. Erika's feet are astronomically crusty and they have very long toenails. I wouldn't advise you look at them too long or else your eyes may singe due to how grim the appearance of her feet are.

Oh God, Its Erika's Feet, Holy Shit, How Does Someone's Feet Look Like Blobs Of Fungus

by Marblemaestro June 29, 2022

poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

by PFeet June 6, 2010

Four sheep's feet

Synonymous to "Fo sheezy", or "Fo sheezy ma neezy". Often used in a more formal setting. Also used to confuse.

Johnson! I need those Q4 results in my office by noon, got that!
Four sheep's feet sir!
What?!?

by zard0z November 3, 2006

Baker's feet

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

by Refi September 16, 2018

Roni's Feet

Roni has funny feet and long toes so i find it funny, i wanna suck their toes till i faint. ඞ

"Have you seen Roni's feet? They look like imposter's feet!"

by ronis_feet_fanpage July 27, 2021