feeding the fish

also known as masturbating. Popularized by a forum where someone asked if semen was bad for his goldfish. Creating the euphemism Feeding the Fish

Last night as I was feeding the fish, the telephone rang and I answered, out of breath.

by Whotfru March 13, 2010

feeding the fish

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.

He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.

by mook February 21, 2005

fuck em and feed em fish

A saying you use when someone of higher authority tells you to do something but you don't really want to do it. Maybe you still do what they asked but you half ass do it, then say "fuck em and feed em fish.

Weston: "Hey Chad, are you gonna do your job?"
Chad: "Hell naw, fuck em and feed em fish!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said

Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

by Amy_duck January 30, 2021

fuck em and feed em fish

1. the act of impressing a woman

2. a saying used to describe something you do with women

3. indifference towards some group of people

When trying to impress a date, Norman commented, "You know what I say, fuck em and feed em fish!".

by Greg8683 July 20, 2006

fuck em and feed em fish heads

This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...

My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.

by jpeezy12 June 22, 2006

Feed the Brown Fish

To take a poop while jerking off. Prior to cumming, stand up, face the toilet bowl and cum on your poop. Thus feeding the brown fish.

It's 3:30, time to go feed the brown fish. The smell is always horrible afterwards.

by ciaobeau March 10, 2011