february 14

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf

person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum

by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 6, 2022

February 14

Valentine’s Day but also a day where you neck your crush or boyfriend

On February 14 you neck your crush r boyfriend

by Bitchxx October 17, 2019

February 14

A day of depression Especially if it’s your birthday it’s pure hell

Me:hey bro it’s February 14
Also me:It’s my birthday bro
Me:Oh that’s shitty

by Allicantfuckingloser November 1, 2019

February 14

The one day of the year where single people panic!

Single pringle (me): "aw he ck, its February 14, and also my birthday... What am I gonna do??"

by Angrey~Birb_69 October 15, 2019

February 14

National ask out your crush day!!!

Zion:hey do you you want to go out
Claudia:why?
Zion:its February 14th so its national ask out your crush day!
Claudia:oh ok .... sure!

by ToXiC_ViPeR November 1, 2019

February 14

When all the bad bitches are born, single or taken their bad bitches. They can be so sweet but hurt them they can be stone cold

Jacob: omg did you see her she was born on February 14
Jasmine: I know she’s the baddest bitch in the land

by Baddest perra December 7, 2019

February 14

The most beautiful girl in the world is born

Her: I was born on February 14th

Him: oh really ? that’s why your so cute

by ispeakfactsnotfalse April 11, 2021