Intentional misspelling of "fuck". Was widely used in the early days of the internet to evade wordfilters.
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by reltihfloda March 8, 2022
Get the fauck mug.It means “pull out some fuckin beans” in Spanish. When saying this, you’re not asking for your friend to pull out, your demanding that (he/she) toots it out so you can do some destruction in their asshole and create a mud slide.
Saca = pull out
Unos = some
Faucken = foreigner’s way of sayin “fuckin” in English which is universal
Frijoles = beans
Saca = pull out
Unos = some
Faucken = foreigner’s way of sayin “fuckin” in English which is universal
Frijoles = beans
David: Victor!! Saca unos faucken frijoles cabron!!!!
Victor: Come on David, don’t say that man…that’s fuckin nasty.
Victor: Come on David, don’t say that man…that’s fuckin nasty.
by Tujefewei June 3, 2023
Get the saca unos faucken frijoles mug.A strange word with no real basis in any lanugage, flaucksnaurf is a ratio of your social level and the size of your genitalia. For females, it is the size of breasts. The flaucksnaurf is a totally useless ratio, but can be amusing to compare your flaucksnaurf to a friend's.
If s = social status value, g = genitalia size/breast value, and f = flaucksnaurf, then s/g = f.
Social status values:
Lower Lower Class = 1
Middle Lower Class = 2
Upper Lower Class = 3
Lower Middle Class = 4
Middle Middle Class = 5
Upper Middle Class = 6
Lower Upper Class = 7
Middle Upper Class = 8
Upper Upper Class = 9
For the size of the male genitalia, the value is the length in inches. For females, flaucksnaurf values are listed below.
A = 3
B = 5
C = 7
D = 9
DD = 11
The pattern continues, if you have breasts larger than the ones listed. So a DDDD (I don't believe it exists) would be 15, and so on.
If s = social status value, g = genitalia size/breast value, and f = flaucksnaurf, then s/g = f.
Social status values:
Lower Lower Class = 1
Middle Lower Class = 2
Upper Lower Class = 3
Lower Middle Class = 4
Middle Middle Class = 5
Upper Middle Class = 6
Lower Upper Class = 7
Middle Upper Class = 8
Upper Upper Class = 9
For the size of the male genitalia, the value is the length in inches. For females, flaucksnaurf values are listed below.
A = 3
B = 5
C = 7
D = 9
DD = 11
The pattern continues, if you have breasts larger than the ones listed. So a DDDD (I don't believe it exists) would be 15, and so on.
Jim : I've got a flaucksnaurf of 1!
Bob : That's great for you, Jim.
Jim : Yes it is.
Ann : Hey Jim, nice flaucksnaurf.
Jim : Thanks!
Bob : ...
Bob : That's great for you, Jim.
Jim : Yes it is.
Ann : Hey Jim, nice flaucksnaurf.
Jim : Thanks!
Bob : ...
by HandMeTheWalrus February 2, 2006
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by tic tack November 17, 2006
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by $Bill November 5, 2008
Get the faucking mug.Last night my boyfriend told me "hizzer, im gonna feduck your donk, so hard, you wont be able to shit for a week!" and it made me really horny
by Kc_Kit-Kat November 15, 2006
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