Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

by byron523 April 12, 2009

Mr. Fauntroy

Evil teacher at Argyle Middle School. Takes fried chicken as bribe. Fails everyone for no reason...

Mr. Fauntroy got married somehow, no one knows how.

by chocoboslayerJR. December 2, 2015

fcute

Portmanteau of "fucking" and "cute". Created by Scott Hoying and Mitch Grassi of SUP3RFRUIT.

Scott: Our parents are best friends and we're best friends. How fcute is that?
Mitch: #fcute

by freshavocado96 July 9, 2016

fountain pen

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?

Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!

by Nnnick September 3, 2006

Filipino Funtime

A large gathering of Filipinos complete with Lumpia, Pancet, and other home town favorites. These gatherings tend to happen in the largely Filipino populated communities of Mira Mesa and National City.

What are you doing tonight? Wanna go hit up the Filipino Funtime?

by djxpress12 August 2, 2013

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Magical Fountain

When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.

Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.

Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!

by arunandzedlikecock May 7, 2015