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fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.
I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.
by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011
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faye

faye's are usually one of a kind. everything you could ever desire in a girl. they're smart, funny, hard working, loyal, athletic, competitive, artsy and naturally talented at everything. like they could pick up a sport they've never played before and score all the points first time trying. faye's are the best friend you'll ever have. they go above and beyond to make sure any of her friends are happy. they're usually the most loyal too. although they give out more love than anyone could imagine, they still get their hearts broken.. then continue to give out love and kindness to all. faye's are usually tall and skinny with long hair of any color. they're also very hard headed and persistent. they love life and appreciate the small things. i think that's what makes faye's so special
oh my fuck i wish i was faye
by goodnoodle January 31, 2017
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Faye

Faye is beautiful, stunning and intelligent. She doesn't see herself as any of the above! She is quite intelligent and is always herself all the girls are her friends. Most boys love her. She is mostly curvy. She is naughty and mischievous but can trick people into thinking otherwise eg teachers! Faye is fun and smiley but never ever get on the wrong side if her or think she won't turn into a bitch on u, and never be mean to her friends! Worst if all never call her untrustworthy because she is the most trustworthy!
by Yep I'm dave April 14, 2017
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Faye

Fayes are usually quite intelligent and hard working. Fayes typically have brown hair and have some French ancestry. Faye means 'fairy' and they definitely are elegant like one. They are always the shoulder for their friends to lean on but sometimes they forget about themselves. Fayes really think about everything, sometimes too much. Fayes can get worked up very easily and they never forget anything. Everyone likes Fayes, even if they won't admit it.
Fayes are special in their own way
by Flec2404 March 25, 2019
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faye

faye is a beautiful, smart, talented, amazing, flawless freaking girl. before you meet her she may seem shy, but once you meet her you should never let her go because if you did that would be the most worst mistake you probably have EVER done in your life because she is the best to have when you’re sad, happy, angry, every single freaking mood she is the best to have in those moments. if you do let her go then you would regret it so much to the point where you couldn’t cope with yourself anymore. faye is also a really unique girl and she always puts herself down calling herself fat, ugly, etc. but it is not true and omg idek know why she would say that. every one would want a faye as a best friend, friend, sister, girlfriend, etc.
person: damn, did you see faye today, she’s stunning and i wish i could have her

person: idk why she puts herself down, she is absolutely gorgeous
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The Fappening

The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.

8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?

Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.
by YourBestWorstFrenemy August 31, 2014
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Faye

(From a POV of a person whos named faye)

Faye is a girl who often looks down upon herself. Insecure. One of a kind. She can be angry and rude to people who annoy her. She loves her family but then has mood swings. She worries a little too much. Most likely has anxiety. But still, she is a pretty girl. Has a beautiful smile. Perfect hair. Amazing.
"I wish I looked like Faye"
"I hate that she thinks she ugly! She has perfect smile and everything fits her!"
by Faye<3 June 2, 2018
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