Fadel Moment

A term used to describe a moment so embarrassing, it could only have been done by a Fadel.

This is not necessarily limited to people who are named Fadel, but this kind of behaviour is most common among those people.

Person 1: "I pre-ordered the new Wii U but when it arrived, it didn't have a power cord..."
Person 2: "That's a certified Fadel Moment."

by FranDarkstar November 4, 2020

facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

fagel

A word made popular by the movie Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Describes a flaming homosexual.

"Dude, I think Kumar's a fagel"
"Yeah, they're totally gay for each other."

by fagelhater June 26, 2005

The Faceless

A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.

At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."

by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009

council facelift

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression

a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox

by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006

Fatellite

A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.

"I was trying to have a conversation, but Fatellite kept hovering."

by leadbitch July 31, 2009

Fadeless February

n. - An alcoholic's most realistic attempt at not drinking for an entire month (since February is the shortest month of the year).

Jimmy is really having trouble with his family since he can't put the bottle down as of late. So he's decided to give Fadeless February a shot.

by chapolin December 10, 2009