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fauxtexter

(n) someone who acts big and bad on texting, but when you get in real life, their scared to say anything to your face.

(v) texting someone and pretending to be someone different than you are.
bob: i swear to God i'll punch you in your face you fat ass mother fucker.
*next day*
bob: haha, man you know i was just kidding with you :s
tim: god, your such a fauxtexter.
by hottxgossip8 December 20, 2008
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fauxfeteria

The semblance of a cafeteria but with minimal food options and/or a self checkout system for rendering payment
I went to the fauxfeteria but the salad was rotten and the checkout was down.
by Fauxmaker December 5, 2019
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flutester

go up that flutester and it will be there somewhere
by JimmyK September 18, 2003
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fauxtesting

Fake protesting. Giving the appearance of protesting, but not having a legitimate cause with a goal. Essentially, just making a lot of noise for nothing. Oftentimes, these people are paid to fauxtest.
Antifa doesn't have a cause. Their fauxtesting is to hide their fascist desires to stamp out anything they disagree with.
by UcladudeJon October 1, 2017
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fauxsterity

Government policies that consist of an increase in spending, taxes or both. Meant to boost an economy in recession, it usually ends up depressing it even more.

It's the opposite of austerity, i.e. government policies that consist of a decrease in spending and taxes. Such policies end up recessions much quicker.
Herbert Hoover and Franklin Roosevelt applied fauxsterity measures by massively increasing spending and taxes, transforming a recession into the Great Depression.

In contrast, Warren Harding applied austerity measures by cutting spending and taxes, and the recession was over in less than two years.
by Gray Sheep December 12, 2014
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fattester

bigger and badder then a fattest bet
fattester bet 0^0
shut up thats a thing
by wolves souls November 5, 2019
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Fastester

When you’re faster than fastest
Person 1: Hey! Heard ya gonna run a marathon!

Person 2: I sure am!

Person 1: Then go fastester
by Kneed4Speed January 12, 2023
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