fauxnime

A cartoon that tries to look like anime, but is not genuinely Japanese and, therefore, is not anime.

Powerpuff girls and Teen Titans are two examples of fauxnime.

by Brick Wall December 27, 2004

fauxnaïf

French, "false naïve"

adj. seeming or pretending to be ingenuous and unsophisticated

n. one who pretends to be ingenuous and unsophisticated

Don't be fauxnaïf about sex, you know what i meant, whore.

by Andalusian Behemont October 24, 2003

fauxne call

Pretending to be involved in a phone conversation, especially to avoid someone or to appear busy.

Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.

by ram October 2, 2007

fauxning

(prononunced phoning) Pretending to be using your mobile phone in order not to appear to be friendless and alone, or to give the impression you are busy.

1. You were so late I was fauxning so people wouldn't think I was a loner.

2. She is so annoying I start fauxning when I see her so she won't talk to me.

3. I started fauxning on my blackberry when I walk around so people think I'm important and busy.

by krapokequeen September 9, 2011

fauxnadian

When someone who isn't Canadian
a) Celebrates a Canadian holiday to get off work (e.g. Canada Day)

b) Talks with a pseudo-Canadian accent (e.g. Minnesotans)

c) Pretends to be Canadian overseas to avoid the hassles of being an American (e.g. George Clooney's character in Syriana).

John: I can't come into work tomorrow so I can celebrate Canada Day.
Pete: Oh yeah? You're not even Canadian! More like fauxnadian! I'll see you tomorrow.

John: Let's get some beers, eh?
Pete: Stop being a fauxnadian.

Pierre: Stupid American!
John: Oh yeah? I'm Canadian you stupid frog!
Pierre: Well then let me get you a baguette!

by Brandon St. Randy September 4, 2009

Fauxnicate

Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.

Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."

Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."

Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."

Ted: "how about you write that down..."

by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009

fauxn call

N. a faux phone call, or a phone call where there is in fact nobody on the other side, where one holds their cell phone to their ear and goes off on a monologue, often times pausing or gesticulating in order to imply a conversation. Often times used when loitering for extended periods to make it appear as though you are waiting for somebody or are doing something other than standing around aimlessly.

Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.

I was at the store and I saw my ex from a couple years back checking out. I immediately whipped out my phone and began a fauxn call until she left.

I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.

by JustBonds May 24, 2011