fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

fapturbate

Jerkin off.

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.

by BFFN July 11, 2009

Fratsterbater

A person who gives a frat boy a hand job in public.

We walked in and caught the Fratsterbater at it again.

by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013

Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.

I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated

by Eboracum December 3, 2014

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

Fapperbate

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".

I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.

by duberry January 3, 2010

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007