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fartgasm

1. To experience unsurpassed relief from the act of flatulence.
2. An exceptionally satisfying feeling of relief and comfort after releasing a long overdue, or unusually gassy fart.

Not necessarily associated with sexual pleasure.
"I had to hold that one for so long that I had a fartgasm when I let it go."
by elemkay May 20, 2008
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fakegasm

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. apparently fake
''way to fakegasm''
''what a fakegasm-er''
''its so fakegasm''
by what a let down November 16, 2004
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Fartgasm

The end result of a particularly strong fart with enough sustained vibratto combined with the correct tightness in jeans that only affords passage of said flatulence around and over the vaginal passage which culminates in tickling the bean in that oh so special way.

The elusive fartgasm can always be identified by it's telltale sound which is something akin to a bulldog slurping up a bowl of mayonnaise.
Hey hon! Keep that broccoli and green peppers comin'. I'm in the mood for a fartgasm tonight. Woo-hoooo!!! Now crack a window, it's gonna get a little dicey in here.
by Montana Mule February 5, 2010
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firegasm

A firegasm is a orgasm experienced by certain people when they see a fire. Mainly experienced by pyromaniacs.
Pyromaniac 1: Look at that massive fire
Pyromaniac 2: Dude, i just had a firegasm
Pyromaniac 1: Sweet
by teh_lock February 13, 2009
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Fabregasm

When you score an amazing goal with cesc fabregas on fifa. It is a moment of pleasure that takes over your whole body
Holy shit look at that goal, I'm having a fabregasm
by Willbastar August 18, 2013
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Fartgasm

(fartgasmed, fartgasming) Having a fart so good the surrounding area gets insanely warm and it gives you a relaxed feeling.
Jim bent over in front of his maths teacher, before tripping him, making him fall into his butt and releasing a slow, damp fartgasm.
by Shillishous September 21, 2011
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freegasm

1. A moment in a political speech, debate, film, or the viewing of an image that espouses the philosophy of liberty in a particularly kick-ass way, so that it causes the recipient to experience any of the following: uncontrollable gleeful verbal outbursts, pumping fists, chills up and down back, warm fuzzy feelings, renewed vigor of political activism, bragging to other people around that they "just had a freegasm".

2. Intense emotional feeling comparable to a sexual orgasm, except it's not about sex, it's about liberty, so sometimes it's even better than getting your rocks off.
"Whenever I checked RonPaulGraphs.com during one of the money bombs I had a small freegasm."

"When Ron Paul was schooling Mike Huckabee on foreign policy in that debate I had several freegasms in a row."

"Bill O'Reilly has never given anyone a freegasm. Ever."
by Rob Sieg October 27, 2008
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