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FARTIOUS (adjective)

A personal quality or characteristic of an individual who takes great pleasure in an attention getting release of noxious gas.

A FARTIOUS person will often assault others in elevators, buses, crowded cafes or a classrooms making no effort to hide from their responsibility for the assault.
That FARTIOUS S.O.B ruined my sister's wedding party.
by Saybish September 29, 2020
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Fartitus

Lisa, quit being a fartitus
by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021
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Fartatious

Used to describe a person, usually one who is smelly. Can also be used to describe someone who has just blown off.
I do like our new colleague, however I think she's quite fartatious.
by JustZed June 26, 2023
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fartatious

Those were some powerfully fartatious pinto beans, dude!
by John Gingrich May 5, 2005
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Fortuitous

/see also fortuity. This serves as reference to the story “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” by Lewis Carroll, during the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. The word “fortuity” means “four-to-a-tea,” which sums similar things up. Fortuitous is everyone for tea: connectivity, inclusivity. All for tea unless your tea sours the whole bunch.
It was rather fortuitous that Odd needed water and Even needed fabric, as this helped them both through the storm.
by MichyLaMichy May 27, 2022
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fortuitous bust

When your NFL team loses a playoff game to its most annoying division rival, because of one brilliant defensive play which stumped your incredible offense.
It was a fortuitous bust that the Seahawks stopped the Rams at the goal line in the 2025 NFC Championship Game.
by britishmetric144 February 4, 2026
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fortuitusphobia

- the fear of being a random

Person A: "Why do you care about your socials so much?"

Person B: "Im scared of being a random online."

Also disliking/discriminating randoms

Person C: "I thought we were friends, why are you ignoring me?"

Person B: "Don't talk to me random."
Person C: "I thought we were friends, why are you ignoring me?"

Person B: "Don't talk to me random." (fortuitusphobia)
by Harroshii November 1, 2023
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