Fartstipated

Constipated, but with farts.

My stomach hurts because I’m fartstipated.
Too much cheese makes me fartstipated.

by Paulruddsmom September 26, 2020

Fartstick

An expression of frustration.

Say if you inadvertently drop something, you exclaim: "Aw Fartsicks!" The implication being that a fartstick is something less than desireable.

by BobK May 10, 2008

fartstigator

The instigator of a domino-effect fart-off involving several or more flatulent individuals.

Leave it to Jimmy to cause that chain-reaction-- he's a fartstigator!!!

by Jason M. Atkinson 273 Summitt November 30, 2010

fartstick

a stick with the word fart on it that is only held by the person with the power. if you don't have the power you cannot fart, and if you fart without the stick you die. It's not just fun and games. Don't forget the fartstick.

put down that fartstick, boy, i'll show you how a real man farts.

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

fartstunkcal

It’s when your fart decides it will warm your heart with heartwarming cuddles!

My farts love to give me fartstunkcal time on release.

Last night I ate to many tacos an hour later i started letting out gas and once i did they all gave me fartstunkcal.

by Nevaeh & Alex March 8, 2025

fartstunkcal

It’s when your fart decides it will warm your heart with heartwarming cuddles!

My farts love to give me fartstunkcal time on release.

Last night I ate to many tacos an hour later i started letting out gas and once i did they all gave me fartstunkcal.

by Nevaeh & Alex March 8, 2025

fartstunkcal

It’s when your fart decides it will warm your heart with heartwarming cuddles!

My farts love to give me fartstunkcal time on release.

Last night I ate to many tacos an hour later i started letting out gas and once i did they all gave me fartstunkcal.

by Nevaeh & Alex March 8, 2025