1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities
'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.
by DuncansDad October 18, 2011
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/ˈfärdəst/
noun
a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.
/ˈfärdəst/
noun
a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.
He was an escape fartist.
by roguemaiden December 13, 2016
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A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.
by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005
Get the fartistic mug.A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.
The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.
The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.
Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.
by JimmyCreature May 18, 2014
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I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.
by thats gross March 13, 2009
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(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."
by sholay December 29, 2003
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Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
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