by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011
Get the Farticlesmug. by Elysian27 February 21, 2010
Get the Farticlemug. The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.
Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.
by Poodleusier June 29, 2004
Get the farticlemug. fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.
Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.
by lenjowery February 21, 2011
Get the Farticlesmug. An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.
I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.
by Arianna Jeret July 9, 2013
Get the Farticlemug. by Jordie Muska February 15, 2009
Get the Farticle'mug. "I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."
by PRwiz101 September 28, 2009
Get the farticlemug.