Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.

Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.

by nolandc August 13, 2019

farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue May 2, 2006

Farraded

When one is intoxicated and/or high to the point beyond recognition

"Bro, did you see him last night? He was too faded to even stand up!"
"Yea dude he was Farraded"

by Dr. Swolinsky September 21, 2009

LORD FARQUAAD

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018

Farquaad

The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc.

He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.

Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.

by SUCKMYKAKA September 21, 2011

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015