farp

Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Farp (in a quiet lift)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)

by Wilz April 6, 2006

Farp

To produce a burp that smells like a fart.

"Dude, that is sick. Was that you?"
"Yeah, sorry, it was a farp"

by acl551 May 10, 2009

farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.

There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.

by Chadlev March 9, 2007

Farp

To fart and burp at the same time

Man, after that garlic pizza last night, I let a farp and I couldn't tell which end smelled worse!

by Qwizzlestick March 29, 2010

Farp

A sharp fart wher it may result in 3 or more stitches! In some cases it may sound sore but its not, for the unlucky ones it may not sound sore but it is - worse case scenario u may hear the rippin sound.

Heather: pheowwwrr courtney: did u just do ah ?heather interupps yes courtney yes i just done a farp. Courtney oh are u okay ? heather : no i think i may need stitches

by Annie Heather Courtney October 22, 2009

Farp

When your dog eats poo and berps. The horrendous smell is essentially a fart from it's mouth making it a farp.

My dog farped in my face tonight and caused me to vomit from the smell.

by Canpfire99 August 8, 2021

Farp

To fart around a poop.

That smelled like a farp!

by killercrush May 16, 2014