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Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.
"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."
by DLaws April 24, 2008
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Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)
Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.
by mpenni1 November 13, 2011
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farkle

accessory.

The word is generally accepted to mean a combination of "function" and "sparkle", hence, farkle.

Motorcycle enthusiasts may install accessories, called farkles (also spelled farkel), to customize their machine.
One source attributes the term to Pete Wells, the organizer of a 1997 Honda ST1100 rally
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The term is well known in the sport touring community.

An enthusiast may be in the process of "farkling". The completed motorcycle would be all "farkled up". Radar detectors, Global Positioning System receivers, heated grips, and satellite radios are some of those farkles. Other accessories could be aftermarket seats, side and/or top cases or bar risers, which make the motorcycle more suitable for long miles.

F.A.R.K.L.E. -- Fancy Accessory Really Kool Likely Expensive
by Roy Harp July 20, 2006
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farklempt

Yiddish meaning choked up or not feeling good was often used in Saturday night life by Mike Myers is "Coffee talk"
"Oy, i'm getting a little farklempt, talk amongst yourselfs, i'll give you a topic, Rhode Island neither a road of an island Disscus!"
by Alex February 13, 2003
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farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.
Dude, our server is totally farked!
by David October 30, 2003
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penis farkle

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.
Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?
by filipino29 June 15, 2010
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farked

When a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site Fark.
"OMG, that site's Farked!!"
"Anyone got a Google cache?? It's Farked!"
by pummer January 17, 2003
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