Fauxtivism

Activism that requires little to no effort on the part of the protestor, i.e. online petitions and chain emails/status updates.

Bob just sent me a link to an online petition for that SOPA bill. What a bunch of fauxtivism.

by theblackcrusader January 25, 2012

Faptism

A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.

Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."

by yusefisgay March 31, 2012

Faptism

Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut

Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism

by Nigmeela December 14, 2019

fapinism

This applies only to men. When a man see's a pretty lady he starts to jack off in front of her no matter the place or time.

Fapinism is stupid.
My friend is a fapinist, he can't stop himself.
Jeez, hes such a fapinist.

by The Really Big Guy August 7, 2018

Faptism

The act of a church official, usually a priest, sexually assaulting and/or raping a person. Generally the victim is a minor

Did you hear about Hal?
Yeah, didn’t he get a Faptism?

by EthicalPolitician February 15, 2023

Factivist

face book activists people who think they can change the world or a law or goings on in the world simply because a large number of people joins the protesting group

Person 1: Oh man this is annoying.

Person 2: What is?

Person 1: I got invited to another Factivist group

by Bronson McFarling June 4, 2009

fagtivist

An extremely try-hard activist usually male, who's main concern isn't really about whatever their fighting for but rather trying to hook up with the hot girls involved as well. The thing is they do usually know what's going on with whatever cause their fighting for and are extremely knowledgable but it is all an impressive act that usually gets them laid.

James: Dude, did you hear about what Tim did last night?!

Dude: No bro I didn't what happened?

James: Apparently he had a threesome with these chicks who were involved in the activist rally!

Dude: Wow, Tim is such a fagtivist but the thing is that it actually works, I might actually try that!

James: Me too Dude!

by 8=====D--------;^] December 12, 2013