by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008
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A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.
"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011
Get the fapsturbation mug.When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.
My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"
by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010
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Get the fapturbate mug.Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.
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adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
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adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
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