Fargating

Hopping around the world in the Fargate app.

I was fargating while sitting in the office.

by moustachio January 25, 2013

fapurbating

The act of masturbating

She/He was caught fapurbating to videos online...

by Fapurbating May 7, 2017

faggating

Faggating is the act of trying to merge into another lane already occupied haha and all other illegal acts in a non racing car such as a mazda or explorer.

Hey you, stop faggating all over that.

You just faggated.

Oh man, he just pulled a faggat.

by mazdafag October 19, 2009

fbating

Cheating on your boyfriend or girlfriend by saying certain words, phrases, or "things" to another guy or girl over Facebook Chat or on his or her Facebook Wall.

Also a witty combination of the names/words Facebook and cheating(duh)

If you were looking for facebook cheat that is different.

Cheating Girl : I'm fbating with you!
Guy: What?!?
Girl: Yeah! I want sex RIGHT NOW! With you! I hate my bf!

Cheating Girl 2: I miss uuuuuuuu!
Guy 2: I miss uuuuuuu too!
Girl 2: I can't leave my boyfriend!
Guy 2: Just dump his sorry ass! We're already fbating on BOTH of our bf/gf's.

Cheating Guy: Yeah you like that! Yeah!
Girl: Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhh!
Guy: Geez relax we're not having real sex! It's cyber sex just like what WOW losers do. Wait when the real thing happens!
Girl: Ok. Just dump your loser gf b4 she figures out you've been fbating with me.
Guy: Oh I already did.

by Jabbaaanjustlikeyaneighba June 27, 2011

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011

fauxbating

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they're an idiot

Jamie: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

by Jamie Cunningham December 14, 2008