The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon
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Get the snow facial mug.When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.
Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!
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Get the septic facial mug.Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
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Get the Ironic Facial Hair mug.While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
Get the Lunar mist facial mask mug.occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.
girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
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