Alcotard

Some one who is an alcoholic to such a degree that the alcohol has replaced their brain cells. Now, all they can ever remember or think about is aspects of their life and past related to their sad, depressed, alcoholic lives.

After he broke up with Girlfriend C, Jackass A became an alcotard. Now he doesn't remember anyone before Girlfriend B, not even Girlfriend A. He's such an emo dick. He's fucking Jackass B's girlfriend and getting high with his squadlings. None of his friends know him anymore and he doesn't know them. Because he's an alcotard.

by Tess498570987593 October 22, 2007

faggotarded

A Retarded Faggot

Do you remember George W. Bush?
Yeah, he was faggotarded

by NotAnUndercoverCop January 23, 2009

Facktard

Someone completely obscessed with Eminem's hit single "Fack"

"You just made that word up, you're probably a closet facktard."

by freakball February 14, 2009

faggotard

a homosexual and retarded person.

hey, you are a really dumb faggotard! (used as a cuss)

by yo mamA May 13, 2005

Faggotard

Is calling someone a faggot or a retard not good enough? Call them a faggotard. It’s a combination of both, but on steroids. ;)

Mellisa wouldn’t stop being a faggotard so I broke her leg.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

fauctard

The sinister midget that is keeping us under lockdown to help force the great rest upon the World .

There's that fauctard making up more BS again on cnn .

by Infadel_macgee January 24, 2021

Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015