Fakies

A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.

Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!

by EliteDanTheMan January 8, 2011

Fakies

When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.

Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"

by David Mand March 8, 2019

Fakie

A device used for circumventing the unreasonably high legal drinking age of 21 in the United States. It is a counterfeit ID card that is used as proof of age.

I used my fakie to buy a Four Loko from the corner store.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

fakis

it’s like saying “nah” but in arabic.

“wanna go to the mall?”
“fakis”

by mariamthenegro February 26, 2018

Faki

a fucking paki

look at that faki

by o'patty October 21, 2010

Faki

1) A Faki is a person who has one parent of Finnish origin and another of Pakistani origin. Typically, Faki's have very undesirable traits, which include excessive facial and body hair, extremely pale skin, inability to speak English, constant desire to sleep and be unfathomably lazy, with many also lacking any form or derivation of closing game.

2) A rude and derogatory comment that is used in argumentative conversation meant to belittle the person you are talking to.

Hey Faki, why don't you go back to Fakistania and run free with your own people?

Faki you.

Wow, I can't believe the Faki failed to close again last night.

by Lyan McGregor March 17, 2010

faky

A combonation between fat and queer.

David Nefzquer is the biggest faky that walks this earth.

by Drew Seaton May 13, 2005