Fakey

A dumb motherfucka who doesn't stay tru

"This hoes a fakey man, lying ass bitch"

by Youngslaytheballboy July 12, 2017

Fakey

To exalt thyself

Im going to fakey

by Kj56 December 27, 2018

the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

by pirate Joe July 11, 2014

Fakey Jamaikey

Blacks who try to act Jamaican, but actually aren't. Mostly used on TV or for musical purposes. For example, Miss Cleo: psychic advisor and tarot card reader.

I'm NOT going to that fake mind-reader with you. She's a total fraud, a fakey jamaikey, y'know? You're just throwing your money away......

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

Backside Fakey

When you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back.. and when she turns her head to look at you you blow your load in her face.

I was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate.

by ¤ħĠя April 30, 2009

Wisconsin Fakey

right before you make a girl come, pull out and get dressed and go home

I gave Simone a Wisconsin fakey and went home to jerk off

by baraka2112 May 28, 2007