double faithful

Being faithful to two different girls at once.

Black men don't cheat. They're so considerate that they are faithful to multiple women at once. You could say black men are double faithful.

by Tab2real July 29, 2017

Old Faithful

An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:

1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.

When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.

I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.

by moustacherocker July 26, 2006

fartiful

A beautiful woman who keeps passing excess gas.

I didn't expect Chay to be so fartiful. It's a turn on.

She must have eaten a lot for dinner, she's being fartiful.

by heytheregelailah October 20, 2016

faithfucc

A faithfucc (pronounced "faith-fuck") is a person who is commited ("faith") to the person who they are in a relationship with. In being so commited, they do not fuck ("fucc") anyone else while in this said "faithful relationship."

Him: baby i'm so scared to love you. I've been hurt so badly too many times by females *sob*

Her: baby it's okay!! You don't have to worry about a thing!! I'm your faithfucc all the way.

by lizrrdmama0392 April 2, 2009

Fartful

That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.

"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."

by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009

cold faithful

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

Something that everyone should try.

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Faithful

Faithful is a girl who can look like an African Magic wife sometimes. A Faithful usually has long, full and black natural hair. Some Faithfuls don’t really have good dentition (just some of them) . Faithfuls have the body of a model and has her moments where she looks very beautiful. Faithfuls are commonly smart, talkatives and can sleep anywhere. She knows every Chioma Jesus song there is. Everyone for sure needs a Faithful in their life.

You need a Chioma Jesus classmate like Faithful

by Madame Special February 22, 2019