Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

faguille

Faguille (noun, verb); noun-a man who is attempting to seduce a boy. verb-the act of attempting to seduce a boy.

There was something almost faguilling about how the middle-aged clown interacted with the kids. Faguille

by sandspit July 31, 2007

Faijul

shortest mofo, always friend-zoned, genius mastermind, brown, small

"Hey did you see that short kid the other day?"
"You mean Faijul?"

by flamingcalamari January 12, 2015

abject failure

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016

faguette

A French faggot

Bread is a faguette.

by Llaeth October 6, 2015

Life Failure

One who fails at life

That guy fails at life, what a pear-shaped loser. He truly is a life failure.

by Soapey May 1, 2020

A failure

Me

You know who is a failure? Me!

by WheeeeeelyBin August 7, 2020