Fagatron Prime

King of the faggots

mr. smith is such a fagatron prime!

by dj balls April 13, 2012

Faggotron-5000

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.

Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!

by FreakinFreakk July 28, 2011

Faltron

the Polish god of rape.

long ago when a person was raped, it was beleved that Faltron would ascend from the heavens to mend the broken souls. he would destroy the horrible memories of rape. But then his power overcame him

in 1622 there was a young boy named Baltazar was raped by the 107 year old shaman of the town. Baltazar spent 2 yeas crying. all the towns folk got sick of hearing the child. after a strict town meeting, they decided to sacrifice all the animals they could find as a gift for the gods to despose of this child. Zeus heard took there sacrifices but did not do a thing about the child. The polish zues saw this act of crealty and made a vowe to become the god of rape. this was like killing two birds with one stone since the real zues was sueing the polish zues for stealing his name but thats political crap ment for another time. Anyways polsh zues changed his name to faltron and descended from the sky to mend baltazars shattered soul. but faltron was a hormone crazed god and wondered what it could feel like to cause this much pain to one child for his own pleasure. he raped baltazar with his god penis and stole his soul and thus became the all mighty ass ripping.
FALTRON!

by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009

Faggotron

An insult to someone you think homosexual. Faggotron is a homosexual Transformer who changes into a Toyota Prius when he is spurred into action. He has a romantic attachment to the Navy Transformer who denies having any connection to Faggotron even though the tell tale signs are there.

"Dude you're such a Faggotron."
"Faggotron Activate!"

by GuahahahaLarryJkHahaNotReally September 5, 2011

Fagtron

Person acting so gay that it its only possible if that person is a robot programmed to act like a fag. Originated by Sam.

Holy crap, Jameel is a fagtron.

by Mark May 27, 2003

Fagatron 5000

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.

by SpookLuc:) May 24, 2016

assemble fagitron

Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.

John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. gay} fag butt fuck bf anal

by Doc Bliss June 2, 2015