fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.

Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.

by antelope al August 1, 2008

Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.

She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

Fapology

The study of fapping, jerking off.

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.

by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009

Faggotory

Having to do with a homosexual nature.

The way you looked at his cock was faggotory

by JewBillee August 22, 2007

Faggotory Syndrome

Two Males that think it's okay to Date together and try to have babies.

"Michai and Willy are suffering from Faggotory Syndrome"

by MAGAWillrise September 2, 2017

faggotology

Faggotology, the study of telling everyone around you if you are Atheist, a Vegan or if you do Cross fit.

"That guy at the bar has said he cant drink because hes vegan like four times now, he must have a degree in Faggotology."

by LardandTard July 20, 2016

fartology

the study of both intestinal gas as well as the release of intestinal gas

I would like to study fartology just so I can understand why people get so much gas.

by funny fellas January 12, 2014