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Facaf

This is the informal way of saying the words "Fuck Off"
It can be used in pretty much any situation.
Also you spell it the same backwards.
Sal- Hey Whats up
Jim- Nuttin much, can I bum a smoke off you
Sal- Facaf
"but they stay friends"
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Jim- Hey Sal come pick me up man.
Sal- Facaf
"but probably ends up picking him up"
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by Dr.Pham October 12, 2011
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Awful Falafel

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.
Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017
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Did you see that car, that was a fadanza
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falafel face

Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
Hey falafel face. You've got falafel..on your face..no, a bit more to the left..
by lezleeah November 16, 2010
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Falafelwarrior

A falafelwarrior is a type of person, which is extremely obsessed with falafel.
Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder.
Most of these people eat nothing but falafel.

Breakfast: Falafelcereals

Lunch: Falafel with dipping sauce
Dinner: Falafelburger

This is an example of a typical day in the life of a falafelwarrior.
Most of them don't live very long, as they don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.
Person A: "Do you know why Raul died?"
Person B: "Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..."
Person A: "stinks..."
by ThiccJim69 May 18, 2021
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falafa

Sheer idiocy, derived from the word(s) .. "You're retarded"
I spiraled into falafa
by AMGIEATBABIES May 25, 2009
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