fatccident

Un-noticed at first or accidental weight gain, which leads to your fatness preventing you from doing something

"Hey where's Dylan? This pool party is awesome!"
"He had a fatccident and couldn't do up his swimming shorts so he's not coming"

by deelun January 16, 2012

Facchinetti

Facchinetti is a man who has a hook instead of a hand, called captain, must be followed at all costs.

Facchinetti got punched in the face by Mc Gregor, his wife said: "He flew like a handkerchief first on the table, then on the chair and then ending up on the floor, chilling!"

by CICCIOPASTICCIO November 21, 2021

factcine

Noun. Something that provides immunity against facts.

FOX news is a well known factcine.

by Leftover pot pie June 19, 2017

Fatccident

An accident that occurs from being too fat.

I injured myself trying to get out of the constrictive booths at White Castle because I am too fat. I had a fatccident.

by william33 September 13, 2011

factscinating

An adjective used to describe an article or book full of interesting facts.

That article on Mental Floss was factscinating!

by BreakfastPrincess September 10, 2012

factcinated

Someone has been factcinated who denies science and facts.

The group of people who deny evolution or deny the earth is round have been factcinated at some point during their life.

by Buzz Morte 2 January 5, 2017

Factscident

When you accidentally say the truth when lying.

"oh no mom, I went straight to the gambling hall, uh I mean home right after church. Oh man, looks like I told you a factscident!"

by Eaten Solee June 27, 2017