Facewank

The act of searching through facebook, finding an attractive picture of someone, and masturbating over it.

"Oh have you seen _____'s picture on facebook? Yeah bro, I had a mad facewank over it"
"omg I caught my room mate on the computer last night, having a facewank.

by WagyuMachine July 1, 2010

Facewake

When hundreds of friends, acquaintances, business partners, and classmates express their sorrow for a deceased Facebook member via the Facebook; a wake on the Facebook.

"Seen that fine bitch Mandy around?"
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."

by Strrrrrrretch! March 2, 2009

facebalk

Hesitating about whether or not to add someone as a friend from your social networking site's "Suggestions" page.

"They're suggesting I add an old girlfriend as a friend. I need to facebalk until I figure out whether she'd be as insane now as she was back then."

by SomeDave July 31, 2009

face-walk

when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience

1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!

by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009

facewalling

The act of (usually inadvertently) walking into obstacles in a videogame due to inexperience with controls or distractions.

After a couple minutes of awkward facewalling, he finally made it out of the starter zone.

by Jonathan Zhan July 20, 2008

face walk

Dissed; verbally denigrated; trash talk; the act of disrespecting an individual using insulting language often in the presence of other people often by a trusted friend or person in a position fo authority.

Juan left the party punked after Bob's face walk made him feel completely put down.

by geezitron December 19, 2009

Facebalker

1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)

2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)

"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"

"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"

by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009