Facipiming

Facipiming is the Australian version of face palming. This is how Australian siri pronounces the face palm emoji. The creators of Australian siri had no idea what they were thinking because she can’t pronounce anything right these days...

**says to person face palming out of disappointment** “Hey! Why are you facipiming?”

by Cakedawg November 29, 2018

Facesibling

A person filed under "brother" or "sister" on a Facebook profile that has no real blood or legal relationship with the profile owner, but given a deep intimacy or friendship by a mutual agreemeent each of the parties gains this title. Its effects are limited to Facebook.

Derived from Facebook + sibling.

See also Facebrother, Facesister.

A:Hello Elizabeth, the other day i was reading your facebook site, and i was surprised to read you have *two* sisters, as your mother told me that she had only two daughters. Is she a step sister, or uterine sibling, or quarter sibling?
B:No Mr Harrison, none othe above, she is just my Facesibling, it's just a Facebook thing.

by keichix February 17, 2010

Faceling

A humanoid entity with no face; found in the Backrooms.

Facelings are generally nonhostile, except for the children.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

facepooing

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.

O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.

by cachuga July 16, 2011

facediving

Using Facebook status updates, comments and other posted material to gather and accumulate knowledge and information about friends, family and loved ones, rather than finding the information through more direct means, like asking the person (or persons) face-to-face, by email or by text.

His girlfriend found out he was at the frat party instead of work because she went facediving through his older brother's photo album.

by Newton Sylmar February 28, 2011

faceping

When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.

Samantha (on facebook): Hi
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh

by frustro May 16, 2009

Facefailing

Where Facebook distracts you from doing homework/revising and therefore makes you fail

Kid "I failed my exam" = - Friend "Didn't you revise" - Kid "No I was on Facebook all night." - Friend "You need to stop facefailing."

by Should be doing work right now February 21, 2010