Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.

Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."

by nolrik November 13, 2011

Faceman

A man with uncommonly attractive facial features that set him apart from his peers and women swoon over. A genetic cheat code that many have tried to overcome with invasive surgeries and cosmetics — to no avail.

“Dan always gets the fit birds.”
“Yeah it’s because he’s a faceman!”

by ShanghaiNights January 30, 2023

Foemance

A romantic (or possibly platonic) relationship between two individuals that is heavily antagonistic- a dynamic laced with far more frequent arguments and verbal altercation than what typically comprises a romantic relationship. Most used in reference when the altercations are over inane matters.

"So what are Alice and Frank arguing about this time?"

"Apparently he ate most of the green M&M's, and I guess those are her favorite..?"

"Sheesh, that's even more petty than yesterday's argument. They're in such a foemance..."

by maestroplease January 21, 2010

Facemate

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

Asshole faceman

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.

Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.

by Shadacancer May 1, 2010

fauxmance

When celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.

Aaron Carter is going out with Brooke Hogan? Psh. What a fauxmance.

by lofosho10 November 11, 2007

Fagomancer

A camper or douchebag that far surpasses the typical level of asshole behavior found in the online gaming realm. Used to describe someone who is highly despised.

Most literally, it describes one who holds magical abilities that are attuned to the art of being a complete fag.

See: fag + mancer

Dammit, that fagomancer just camps behind the boxes and makes fun of whoever he catches by surprise. Lots of skill there.

by Yateskid December 14, 2008