facetrovert

one who burst out what they really feel over facebook status.

boy1: dude, you always update your facebook status with such a dramatic lines, you really feel that?..

boy2: yep dude, im such a facetrovert.

boy1: yes you are.

by fakxitnicolai November 2, 2009

Facesaver

An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.

Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!

by CloudKeeper December 27, 2019

Facelooker

A person who has a Facebook account, never updates status or comments yet never misses an update made by others.

Captain Awesome wasted his time telling Itchy about his new table as Itchy already knew because he is a Facelooker.

by megagina December 12, 2009

Face lover

One who's face is loved by another of the opposite sex , particularly by your girlfriend or boyfriend, ole lady or ole man. Because they are sexy as hell and have the special awesome sauce that nobody else has.

Desiree: Heyyy baby what you up to???

Simon: Chillin. Come over and see me you face lover.
Desiree: Your the shit you know it???
Simon: Yeah I know, face lover.

by Cali_ styln February 8, 2020

FaceNoters

A group of people who don't feel like contributing to their own lives and sit at their computers on Facebook all day. Even when they do have something important to do in societies eyes.

The name comes from the application on Facebook called, "Notes" which is provided free with any registration. Instead of putting the application to good use, like writing stories or taking notes, the application is constantly abused and misused by this group of people who use the application for stupid quiz's or surveys.

These quiz's and surveys often explore very personal issues and topics of a persons life. The annoying thing about these quiz's and surveys is that most often, people don't take them that seriously either and try to make "That's what she said" jokes or original jokes off the surveys questions or just don't answer the question.

The largest annoyance however, is the effort this group of people dedicates to wasting time. It's ironic. These people spend up to 20mins making these quiz's and surveys and then spend at the most, 1 min and a half answering them, with half ass answers and lame jokes.

Truly astounding.

Tim: I was Tagged 6 times on Facebook, by 6 different people who all did the SAME STUPID FUCKING QUIZ!!!!

Jess: At least you got different answers for the same questions. Isn't it fun to read everyone's different and personally revealing answers?

Tim: It WOULD be fun if they Answered the FUCKING QUESTIONS!!! These "FaceNoters" need to get a life!!!

by RuberDuckyMAN69 January 18, 2009

failover

Describes something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

"My god," exclaimed Redders, "I've had a complete and utter failover!"

The 'over' part can be preceded by any word relating to the situation eg "beerover" (spilling of alchohol), "birdover" (woman trouble) or "leanover" (actually that's completely different.

by Burtover September 26, 2003

fakeover

Similar to a makeover; the touching-up of a person to make him or her seem much more attractive than in reality.

Done directly before a photoshoot, often making the person look nothing like he or she looks in real life.

Jamie: What's Jessica doing today?
Andrea: She's getting a fakeover and taking photos with Alex. The photos will probably end up on MySpace by tomorrow.

by drubear March 4, 2009