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Flavored Condoms

Condoms with a certain taste when sucked or licked such as cherry or grape.
MmMmMmMmMm these cherry flavored condoms sure taste great!
by Lotto23 January 31, 2005
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flavored up

Absolutely shit-faced hammered (Term used before you start drinking.)
Dude 1: So what, do you think we should grab a handle tonight?
Dude 2: I dunno man, I got work in the morning, I'm not tryin' to get all flavored up.
by huntor March 15, 2011
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Flavored Fierce

A male homosexual that is spiced by a latin background.
by Dina2009 January 6, 2009
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flavored douche

Apparrently it was an ad from a magazine in the 70s. The ad was popularized in the movie "Killing Us Softly." It is like having a meal. With your rotten fish you can have a side of apple.
I went down on her and it was evident that she was a skank. She tried unsucessfully to mask the taste with what I can only assume was a flavored douche, as it was a mixture of rotten tuna with a hint of fresh strawberries.
by Hoptown February 4, 2008
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flavored suppositories

something that is flavroed that u stik up ur arsehole. :)
This old grandma came in asking what flavors of flavored suppositories they had cuz she didnt like grape, and i fell on the floor behind the desk laughing.
by soletsgo March 13, 2010
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Flavored Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuube

A. A snack consumed by lesbians.
B. Something handed out at drag shows.
C. Something A.P.M. has an extreme fascination with.
D. Not a subsitute for aloe/rotten milk.
E. Not to be associated with anal eaze.
F. Necessary for insertion of anal beeds (spelled wrong on purpose).
G. Only effective when pronounced with 25 u's.
I could really go for some flavored lube right now.

If I was standed on a deserted island, I would bring my flavored lube.

When A.P.M. walked into my room, the first thing he noticed was my flavored lube.

Flavored lube makes the perfect snack.
by Miyag September 13, 2006
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flavored dick box

\ 'fla-vər-d 'dik 'bäks \ (noun)
Definition of FLAVORED DICK BOX:
1) In short, a prepped vagina. Flavored Dick Box status is achieved only after the vagina has been thoroughly cleaned, or "prepped", through means including but not limited to a shower and/or douching as well as shaving/waxing. Once the vagina is presentable for consumption a sweet confection such as a lollipop is then inserted into the vagina for upwards of 5 minutes, lending its "flavor" to the vagina, or "dick box."

a) Preparation is key for a favorable "Flavored Dick Box." Technically a "Flavored Dick Box" can be achieved, for example, by spending all day "street walking" or other similar activities albeit the inherent flavor will not be suitable for presentation nor consumption of by anyone. Instances such as these turn a "Flavored Dick Box" into a "Waiver'd Dick Box."
1) Becky straight up got Hell's Kitchen on the prep of her Flavored Dick Box on my birthday. I bet Gordon Ramsay himself wouldn't be able to get enough of it, I know I couldn't. The only way it could have gotten any better would have been if she had put a candle there for me to blow out before I dug in.

a) Damn, Alice tried to throw some Flavored Dick Box my way last night. She didnt know I saw her at the Frat part though, no way in hell I was getting anywhere near her Waiver'd Dick Box after that.
by garybeth December 3, 2010
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