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extemp

The coolest forensic event ever.

Where one must utilize a mastery of sources, vocab, and cleverness.

One who extemps is an extemper, and this person is usually a good essay writer, masterful in every way, and just plain awesome.
Dude, why is that guy so cool?

Oh, he does extemp.
by Extemper April 1, 2010
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Expentulate

When you purposely position oneself in order to audibly amplify the sound of a fart.
He always sits on the wood bench to expentulate his farts.
by Amack9604 June 14, 2020
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extensive garbage time

Phrase perfected by Marv Albert, referring to a basketball game in which the winning team's lead is so great, that the mere phrase "garbage time" does not do it justice. This is the part of the game where both teams have emptied their benches and are playing out the clock, but even more so than in just conventional "garbage time."
Marv Albert: "And we are now in extensive garbage time. The Knicks lead the Bulls 127 to 40."
by DirkD January 29, 2007
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expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.
Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."
by Ganzi November 14, 2013
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Extended Selfie

The Extended Selfie is the upgraded non-lame version of the social media phenomenon known as Selfie. Selfie by definition is a photo taken in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph. The Extended Selfie has been made popular by the lead singer of a well known central Florida band called TUG. Like the Selfie, the Extended Selfie is taken of oneself, but unlike the Selfie it is taken in video form and recorded to music, additionally the subject or subjects in the video must remain still or you will have an Extended Selfie FAIL. Extended Selfies are purposely cheesy, humor filled and mock the original Selfie concept. Correctly executed Extended Selfies have been known to inspire poetry, get one laid, soil ones clothing and/or CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Pick your poses wisely, but more importantly pick your music choice carefully!
Grace: Lets take a Selfie
Danny: Selfies are lamesauce, lets take an extended selfie like a boss to Prince's Purple Rain.

Grace: OMG Extended Selfies are the most amazing thing in this world! Life changed!!
by Jessie Lane January 7, 2014
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exenger

noun. Someone who has previously worked as a bike messenger but is no longer earning a living from it.

A portmanteau of the prefix "ex-" and "messenger", an exenger may or may not wear the clothing or equipment associated with bicycle couriers.

Typically, an exenger will have the skills and experience to distinguish themselves from a fakenger or a posenger. This is sometimes not immediately apparent, especially if the cyclist is a Fixie La Douche style of exenger.
Bill is the king of the exengers. Although he hasn't been a courier since the 80's he still rides a fixie, wears a messenger bag and rolls the leg of his trousers up. He can track stand and roll a cigarette at the same time.
by teleski75 March 27, 2013
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Extendo

1.A firearm

2.Extended Magizine/Clip for a firearm
I hit that bitch 2 blocks away with my Extendo.

I won the shootout because my gun had an Extendo.
by Parole Officer November 4, 2015
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