monkey explanation

A very simple explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

by I read dictionaries December 9, 2021

expandex

body-hugging clothing worn by extremely overweight people

At the end of his career, Elvis fit in perfectly in Vegas with those cheesy sunglasses and his rhinestone-covered expandex

by Carl Brutanadilewski December 16, 2009

explanation mark

something coming out of the mouth of someone not familiar with the word exclamation mark or not knowing how to pronounce it properly

Guy A: Oh, this food is horrible! I hate our school meals, exclamation mark!

Guy B: Yeah, and it is getting worse...

Guy C (stupid): Haha, yeah! Explanation mark!

by NattiW December 22, 2010

expander

stupid hunk of metal in someones mouth, with is often troublesome. Used to expand the width of your mouth to make space for more teeth, usually followed by braces.

mep

by you don't care August 18, 2003

Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.

this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.

by earpuller April 27, 2006

explanatory brigade

Explanatory brigade (russian "пояснительная бригада") is a fictional special operation forces who land to the comment section on signal flare launching and explain you why meme you're looking at is funny.

What does that mean? Calling the explanatory brigade! *fires*

by hidden_owl January 29, 2022

patella expand

Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.

Cori: "Who am I looking for?"

Craig: "He's right there."

Cori: "Who? Which person?"

Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."

Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "

by PMax February 11, 2008