Sexpectancy

The amount of time a person will date somebody before sleeping with them

"I Was only with michelle for 4 hours before we fucked, she has a low sexpectancy"

by BariusScotus October 14, 2008

expectacular

excellent and spectacular

Analu is expectacular

by justj3sse December 1, 2020

life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.

The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.

by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011

Expectancle

To expect tentacles while watching porn whilst on the phone with your significant other.

"Did you expectancle my tentacles inside you?"

by AAAAAAHHHHHHHGHGHHHHH October 20, 2016

expectasy

When Hopium is not enough to calm you and you need something stronger to not have your expectations disappointed. So you start going crazy and stop sleeping from the stress and "the potential!!!!"

Bobby: Darn, I'm so overextended in gourd futures, I hope that the yields will be marginal this year

Later...

Bobby: GUYS!! CHECK OUT THE GOURDS, it's foolproof, believe me, I check it out and THERE'S NO WAY IT CAN FAIL

Eskalexia: You sure took a huge load of EXPECTASY, BUYBUYBBUY!!!

by eskalexia March 8, 2021

expectasy

The act of getting unreasonably excited by unsubstantiated expectations.

He was as high as a kite off his own expectasy.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Expectant

A person who expects to receive something, particularly high office.

Some committed themselves to the crown-wearer, while others focused on the expectant

by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024