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Ex-Husband's Warden

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.
Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009
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Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere
by Funandgames August 14, 2017
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Ex Husband

The one creature on this earth who can suck the ever living life and happiness from your day in a minute or less.
I told my ex husband, "you have to try harder than that, asshole. My armor is thick.
by ChivJ October 15, 2015
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Ex Husband

The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.
Jane: My ex husband is stalking me

Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020
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Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023
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