the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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a novel written by William Peter blatty.
Plot:
Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these
'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'
'Bastard! Scum!!!'
Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.
The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
Plot:
Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these
'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'
'Bastard! Scum!!!'
Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.
The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
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Get the exercise mug.when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.
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BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?
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under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
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