nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!

Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!

by Zacarias August 3, 2007

exasturbation

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.

After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.

by Sluggo December 18, 2004

exasperating

A word to be used when something is exsasperating like finding out you'ryou're getting another brother/sister

THAT IS EXASPERATING

by Qurtz June 24, 2017

exhasterbation

The reaction a mother has when she walks in on her son going solo.

My mother's face was pale with exhasterbation when she came out of my brother's room.

by catnip4dayz June 6, 2018

exasterbating

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

by han cholo December 24, 2007

exausperation

to be mentally and physically frustrated and tired

After a long day of work im the effects of exausperation.

by kyle ranier January 12, 2009

Easterbation

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

by Xenesthad July 27, 2008