chinese fire extinguisher

The act of taking a shit in a women's face, setting it on fire, then ejaculating on it to extinguish the flame.

Nick would have died if he didn't give himself a Chinese fire extinguisher.

by Rustypecker7 June 9, 2014

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human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.

Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.

by thekaldar October 10, 2011

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An alt-left group that calls themselves "climate activists" that slash the tires of SUV owners, specifically targeting the middle-class – instead of going after the multi-billion dollar companies that lobby to pollute the Earth's atmosphere...

The Tyre Extinguishers just slashed my goddamn tires again

by Commieblocks September 2, 2023

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Human Fire Extingusher

When a midget dresses up in a red outfit and foams out the mouth due to drinking too much alka-seltzer.

"For halloween im dressing up as a Human Fire Extingusher"

by Trolljr October 30, 2011

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fire extinguisher

While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the pubes and extinguish the flame!

The fire extinguisher rewetted me from the fire!

by Firefighter2000 November 30, 2006