ex boyfriend

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)

by pdrea December 26, 2008

ex boyfriend

An asshole who left you for their ex girlfriend

My ex boyfriend is the reason why i have trust issues

by dimitra:) December 17, 2020

ex boyfriend

an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!

ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*

by Jessica Marie December 13, 2008

ex boyfriend

a stupid fuck who must die at my hands, so to speak

I'm gonna kill my ex boyfriend if I ever see him again

by Thoushallspeakdaggerz April 18, 2006

Ex boyfriend

1) former lover who either cheated, abused, decieved, etc. ....on partner for their own self-satisfaction or other stupid ass reason. 2) scheming prick with no care in the world about whether who he hurts; doesnt belive in commitment 3) only in it for sex and to brag with friends. 4) obviously not the right guy/boyfriend material 5) unfaithful

Jane has broken up with her EX BOYFRIEND after catching him making out with one of her co-workers at her job. Jane will no longer have anything to do with her unfaithful ex boyfriend.

by pinay08 November 14, 2009

ex boyfriend

the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!

man what a back stabber

boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people

by ebsky December 28, 2005

ex boyfriend

ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Jelousy causing event, that leads to the destruction of all men.

I just talked to my ex boyfriend...
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!

by jesta:--> October 19, 2003