eBaids

An infectious mental disease in which the victim becomes infatuated with eBay, so much so that they cannot leave their chair. This is primarily due to their requirement to be sat at a computer to bid on auctions, but also due to the boxes of unnecessary shit that the victim has purchased during the illness.

You haven't moved for a week watching that Xbox 360 auction, you've got a serious case of eBaids man.

by Bezro July 20, 2008

eBail

Using an email, myspace, facebook, or IM to get out of (bail out on) plans you had previously made with someone.

Chad: Hey bro, wanna hang?
Mike: Yeah, I'll just eBail on Jeff real quick.

by tcady October 8, 2008

embai

Loves wine and wild nights.Brilliantly funny and gorgeously tan. More than likely one crazy Asian lady with a drawer full of chopsticks

I've got me a Embai.

That's one fine Embai you have there.

by Jessica Mac July 12, 2017

ewbaby

Your significant other in which is sick

I got my girlfriends ewbaby germs because she kissed me

by Shayne and Sarah Lawson February 23, 2020

Ebail

Bid to much. then realize you dont want it or dont have enough money for it then you delete your ebay account, grow a mustache and move to mexico, to grow weed and help mexicans cross the border.

Chris "Hey, where is Joe?"
Matt "He Ebailed to mexico after he bought the new Rebecca Black CD."

by DJ Yingvsyangx August 31, 2011

Ewbank

Skanky homewrecker! Usually trashy and does drugs. Has casual sex with parents and brother. Enjoys starting drama and getting UTI's from being dirty. Pure TRASH!

I slept with Ewbank last night and my dick fell off!

by hello123987 November 26, 2010

Ebailer

Describes an Ebay buyer who doesn't want to buy the item they have won.

Thought i'd finally got rid of that floral sofa but it turned out the highest bidder was a timewasting Ebailer!

by Minimix September 28, 2008