to judge or tell the truth
Melissa: "oh my gawd Stephanie is ugly"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd are you dissin' my bestie?"
Melissa: "oh my gawd no i'm just evaluating"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd did you evaluate my bestie?"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd are you dissin' my bestie?"
Melissa: "oh my gawd no i'm just evaluating"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd did you evaluate my bestie?"
by sushi mcbetterthanyou March 5, 2018
Get the evaluate mug.When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.
Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.
by resident alian April 23, 2009
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When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015
Get the premature evaluation mug.Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?
by Mishpuka August 8, 2010
Get the Premature Evaluation mug.the making of a judgment about the amount, number, or value of something; assessment.
"the evaluation of each method"
"the evaluation of each method"
by sexisgreat7 January 4, 2020
Get the evaluation mug.Verb - When you are eating chips with dip and dont have enough of one quantity so you change the amount of dip you put on a chip
I was eating nachos and has a little bit of cheese left and a lot of nachos so i had to re-evaluate chip dip and then i finished my nachos and cheese at the same time.
by Uselessness July 5, 2010
Get the Re-evaluate chip dip mug.A rare, extreme, and deeply disorienting bodily event in which a person simultaneously vomits and ejaculates. Though occasionally triggered by overwhelming sensory input, stress, or gastrointestinal revolt, it is more infamously associated with self-induced occurrences—typically through a deliberate combination of purging and sexual self-stimulation.
This dual expulsion is said to result in a state of total physical catharsis and psychic confusion, often followed by immediate regret, nausea, or unexplainable clarity. Urban lore suggests it can be accidental, ritualistic, or, in fringe circles, an act of “emotional unburdening.”
This dual expulsion is said to result in a state of total physical catharsis and psychic confusion, often followed by immediate regret, nausea, or unexplainable clarity. Urban lore suggests it can be accidental, ritualistic, or, in fringe circles, an act of “emotional unburdening.”
• “After downing two bottles of cough syrup and watching VR horror porn, he pulled the full Evacuator. Still not okay.”
• “She claimed it was tantric, but no—that was a textbook Evacuator. There was a bucket and a blanket involved.”
• “Dude, if you ever try the Evacuator on purpose, at least have a spotter.”
• “She claimed it was tantric, but no—that was a textbook Evacuator. There was a bucket and a blanket involved.”
• “Dude, if you ever try the Evacuator on purpose, at least have a spotter.”
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