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ethel

noun; straight girl who acts as the wingwoman for a lesbian friend.

taken from the dynamic duo, Lucy, the comic lead, and Ethel, who acted as the straight (wo)man.

an ethel paves the way for, talks up and stands by her lead even if it means following her into crazy shenanigans, in order for her lucy to hook up.

similar to a wingman, an ethel distracts other girls who may try to pussy block.
Dan: Why do you look so tired?
Amy: I'm hungover. Julie asked me to be her ethel for a girl she met at Twats, but then got nervous and had us all do 12 different types of shots.
Dan: Did they hook up?
Amy: I don't think so.
Dan: Juuuliiee! You've got some 'splanin to do!
Amy: Tell me about it.
by jerseygirl219 May 2, 2009
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A very horny pirateer who likes to say "arrrg, me wooden leg fell in me toilet again and it be lookin like a wooden log o' shat!!!"
Aye, there me matey Ethel!
by prudy :-* September 7, 2003
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a shady girl. she tends to use big coverup like being kidnapped at the age of 9, or being raped, but once you mess with her you can never go back. she probobaly has a few dead bodies buried under her childhood swingset. she watches the koolade man to get turned on.
She's such an ethel, last night she was with nick at the coffee shop and nick committed suicide this morning!
by Dick Tixkler June 25, 2017
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Ethel is the kind of cold toxic, the coota blinds eyes until they feel her.
Andy: Did you touch her sides yet?
Adam: Who?
Andy: She's definitely Ethel!!
Adam: i know i see her sides, look at her coota waving to me.
Andy: Dillion said don't be fooled by her coota, it is Ethel!

Adam: Id share Ethel but Jase is taking the dogs to barking classes.
I can't be late, it's gonna be Ethel and me.
by YourWorstNightterror. February 25, 2023
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Ethel!

the most amazing person ever. they’ll make your life better, so let them in. they’re so cute and perfect. honestly just keep them in your life for as long as you can. 💖 but really, they’re kind to certain people, they stay up late, and will talk to you for as long as you want and as long as they can. marry a ethel if you can :)
i just saw such a amazing person!!
wow, they’re probably a Ethel! talk to them :)
by gaypanic April 1, 2021
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A famouse 1mil+ tik toker. Lost virginity to ace kissing sanji. Very questionable.
"hey are u mutuals with ethel___?"
"no bc i have a social life <3"
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Ethel___ is a funny and nice individual who, on April 15th at 7:44 PM, became a dearest mutual of Arlrts. She creates unique outros for each of her TikTok videos which do not go unnoticed. She once said Tim Lockwood from Cloudy with the Chance of Meatballs, aged 49, had her whole heart. A questionable statement, yes, but Ethel___ is Ethel___ and Arlrts loves her nonetheless.
Arlrts: Is it true that you’re 5’1?
Ethel___: Yes..
by Def not Arlts June 24, 2021
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